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Kayla's Gone

Kayla's Gone Solid writing that never drops the ball. I cannot recommend Kaylas Gone strongly enough.

Morgan LaFlare returns from work to find her fourteen year old daughter, Kayla, missing. The police are convinced that her daughter ran away. Her gut tells her otherwise.
The only one she can turn to is Mark Spence, the former top secret government agent who murdered her ex-boyfriend. Mark, she finds, is facing his own demons. He wants free of his secret agent life, and he is not sure he can make it out alive.
Together they seek the truth, and quickly learn that there is far more going on than a simple missing persons case. The daughter she raised is not the same person the rest of the world knew. Kayla led a secret life, one of darkness, torment, and heartbreak. It was a life Morgan knew nothing about, and it soon becomes apparent that she could be in serious danger.
All Morgan wants is to bring her daughter home safely, but what if it is too late?
Kaylas Gone is a powerful thriller about the secrets children keep from their parents, the covert lives they lead, and the pain they keep buried deep down inside. Monsters are real, and wear the faces of your neighbors, friends and the people you trust most. When everything you know turns out to be a lie, what can you truly believe?

How to FAIL at Stand-Up Comedy

How to FAIL at Stand-Up ComedyJUST RELEASED! Avoiding the pitfalls that kill a comics career. Part instruction manual, part memoir and part cautionary tale, this book is a hilarious and heartbreaking exploration of a 30 year career in comedy. It is a must read for anyone contemplating a life in comedy.

Jester's Run

Jester's RunMy debut novel!

Joey King is a road weary stand-up comedian going nowhere fast in his career. When he meets a beautiful mysterious blond, his luck begins to change for the worst! She is murdered right before his eyes, and he unwittingly gets infected with a dangerous and highly contagious pathogen. Joey goes on the run, setting up a deadly cat and mouse game with the government agents commissioned to bring him in. Can they find him in time to prevent a worldwide pandemic? A contemporary thriller with sci-fi/horror elements, this novel will keep readers on the edge of their seats all the way to its car crash of a conclusion.

trade paperback, 324 pages.

Contains graphic content not for children

Peter Meter

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